Dumb and Divided
Errick, Arthur and Alex three friends come together to talk about current events, anime, sports and more. From different but similar backgrounds coming together to bring jokes and opinions nobody asked for.
Dumb and Divided
Episode 00
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It's the boys very first podcast, with guest Mel. The boys seem excited and ready to work and still figuring out how this podcasting thing works. They engage in conversation about fantasy football, what teams they represent, and briefly what shows they're watching. As the conversation continues, they end the 20 mins of the episode talking about the Durk trial and their thoughts on snitching.
So welcome to episode zero of the Dumb and Divide. I'm Eric.
SPEAKER_03I'm AJ.
SPEAKER_05And I'm Alex. And we have a special fucking episode zero guest. My boy for fucking 20 years, my boy Mel Swevy. Let's give it up for my boy Mel. Yes, such.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we yeah, we still working at the sounds, man. We still we still working at the sounds. Yeah, but that was that was still a dope. Yeah, that was that was a dope intro. That was a dope intro.
SPEAKER_05What's up, bro?
SPEAKER_00How you living? Cool, man. I like the setup y'all got. Not too bad. A ring went together pretty well. You gotta do what you got.
SPEAKER_03Glad to have you. Glad to have you. Um, so basically, uh, we just gonna give you a gist of what this podcast is. Uh, it's just brothers who live together, hung out together, been friends for like 10 plus years, just getting together, just shooting shit. Uh, we wanted to do this uh because it was like fuck it. Like we was in a group chat. You know them group chats y'all always have with you and like a group of friends and y'all just talking shit. Oh god. Yeah, so like this group chat we had, man, they got a bunch of us and um a good bit. And a lot of a lot of friends from this uh from that group chat are gonna be coming in and uh talking to y'all so like y'all can hear them and y'all can understand our stories and the people we really are. Um, but I will say something, uh I will say this. Um you're not gonna incriminate y'all though, right? We're gonna have to edit so much out.
SPEAKER_00So much out the first couple. It's gonna take a while to get used to the things that you know, yeah. But boy, howdy, are we gonna get it done?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. And um, I I just wanna I just want to let everybody know we are doing this sober. We're not sort of sober. Uh but um, yeah, no, like because I don't want nobody to be releasing shit like drink drink champs. You know what I'm saying? Motherfucker to get too drunk.
SPEAKER_00Well, I will not promise my sobriety on this podcast.
SPEAKER_03Why are you looking at me like that?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but I may have a butt line in there.
SPEAKER_04I uh say if one night you haven't drawn and you just have to hop on, you know.
SPEAKER_03Alright, man. Hey, look, depending on where this go out, who listened to this, like I got like honesty, like I gotta like seriously, I got a question. Like, I really do, and like I was gonna save it to the end, but um, yeah, I was gonna save it to the end. This could be but um it was uh it was does your girl know you're doing a podcast and will you have her listen to it? Does my girl know? Well, if I had one, she would. She's gonna listen to the I feel like Alex would tell. I feel like Alex would tell a bitch.
SPEAKER_05Yes, she knows, and will she listen? I don't think I wanted to.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_04I mean, but it depends though. It's like if she knows you're doing a podcast, okay, you're doing a podcast. But it's like if whatever I'm talking about on here, you can't we're on a podcast. You can't trip about it. This is like free game, right? It's a woman.
SPEAKER_03It's a woman. I wouldn't have to do it. It doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_04It's like, bro, look at the girl. Nah. Don't say what like if you asking no questions. If y'all we ask asking the questions, I mean, you get to say what you want, right? That's how you feel in the moment. If you you're in the podcast, pull your microphone out, brother.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, just a little bit. Nah, honestly, no. Um I told my girl, like, yeah, I'm gonna do it. Like, I don't want her to listen to it, but like I'm gonna be like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm gonna say some shit, but like, you know, I don't like I said, I'm not gonna incriminate myself in any way. But okay, it's not even like it's a good thing. Anyway, I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna like that's why, that's why, that's why like I don't wanna like get too drunk, like get okay, because like motherfuckers get in the moment and then say some shit, and then like if they listen, they go, they're gonna hear that shit back.
SPEAKER_05We do a podcast with honest men, honest men give honest answers.
SPEAKER_00I feel like these honest, I feel like he's incriminating himself already, y'all already know. I mean, he's talking I don't know about y'all, man, but I'm not gonna be saying nothing to my girl, man.
SPEAKER_05You know, that's why we don't listen to him.
SPEAKER_00No, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_03I didn't know. I said I'm not I didn't say I was gonna say nothing to my girl. I said that I'm not going to like say nothing on here, on live, on air, in case there's something, you know what I mean? Like, even though hey, hey, baby, if you listen to this, nothing. Anything cool, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? But you know, I'm I'm just you know, hey, look, you gotta be smart in how you use your words, you feel me?
SPEAKER_04Wordplay plays into that.
SPEAKER_05All right, so I don't want to cut nobody off, but we have a tragic, tragic news today. Dolly Parton died. I didn't want to bring it up.
SPEAKER_04I ain't gonna lie, yeah, that was tough.
SPEAKER_05Am I too early?
SPEAKER_03No, I mean, I mean, no, um, no, no, that's fine, that's fine. Um, RP, no, RP, Dolly Parton. Um, Alex, Alex didn't know who Dolly Parton was.
SPEAKER_00I know of her, but I don't really know her work like that.
SPEAKER_03Like, I don't know. Working 925. She's in part of the work leader. She made Jolene. That's all I know. Jolene. Jolene.
SPEAKER_00Jolene. Yes. Yeah, like she's a country. I knew she was a celebrity, but like, yeah, country singer. She always she was.
SPEAKER_03No, no, she always had a um she was like the first chick to get like fake boots. First white chick to get fake boots. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, yeah. I couldn't, I really was keeping up with that kind of information off the top of my head all the time.
SPEAKER_03Hey, no, no, I I swear to God, I asked my girl this today because she told me and I was like, um, I said, like, yeah, like no, like yeah, like she was a cool auntie. But also said I was like, yo, I wonder when you get older, like tends to like silicone, do they like do they how do they look? Do they just stick do they just stay up? Like but your skin be sagging.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03Like how like yo, how do they I mean I mean if it's a body, I mean RP dolly part.
SPEAKER_04RP Dolly, man. Yeah, RP Dolly Party. My lady did this thing, she called me earlier. She was like, I'm really like hurt by this. Like, I can't really like and I like I thought I feel you, like I know who she is too, so I really feel you, but wow, like I couldn't even believe that this morning.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I mean, speaking of RIP um Dolly Part. Um RIP uh Onahime. Oh, yeah. Who? Onahime. Who's that? Bleach.
SPEAKER_05Bleach.
SPEAKER_03Uh you just seen the last episode.
SPEAKER_05Oh, oh, oh, so this is news to me. I did not know that. I gotta see what happened.
SPEAKER_03Hold on, hold on. So you did not see the last episode?
SPEAKER_00No, but you know, you said alert alert alert. Oh, also, yeah, horrible.
SPEAKER_03This dude is bad at podcasting. I'll have to rip. I never I didn't know. I thought we all I thought we all talked about it honestly. Yeah, yeah, that was terrible. Hold up.
SPEAKER_00Cut this man off. I'm putting it in the notes right now.
SPEAKER_03Honestly, honestly, I could I could do other setup. I don't want to do soundboard. I don't think I'd be good at that. Alex might be best at the end. I'm good at pressing buttons. He said I'm good at pressing buttons.
SPEAKER_00Welcome back to the podcast. That was that was pretty good. We'll get the hang of this. So uh I brought you Green Bay, man. Oh boy, oh boy.
SPEAKER_05Football talk already. Football talk already?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because we had to jump, we had to jump because he didn't see the episode.
SPEAKER_05So I I that's my bad. I don't watch nothing, but I watch everything at the same time. I feel that, I feel that.
SPEAKER_03That is that is Alex.
SPEAKER_00Well, yeah, I kinda I I keep up with the highlights sometimes, but otherwise a little bit more.
SPEAKER_02No. Oh no, I can hear your breath. I might really die back.
SPEAKER_00I can hear your breath. No, um structure. Colts going all the way. Dude, no, it's a Packers Super Bowl year. I mean, I say this every year, but I mean honestly the coach got a best better chance than the bigger. Looking better than the offseason albums looking at it. Wait, who's not? Colts signed Danny Dimes again? Yeah, yeah. Like two years old. He got like three years, eighty days. He gotta just stay healthy.
SPEAKER_03We beat it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's it. Honestly, honestly, they probably went far last year and he got hurt.
SPEAKER_04I always talk about that. That was just diabolical. I ain't just gonna be able to do that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but still fucking Danny Dimes.
SPEAKER_04My boy's out there, man.
SPEAKER_03I mean, yeah, nah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Fuck Danny Dimes. Danny Dimes was the best athlete to come out of New York since Jalen Brunson. That's crazy. Oh that is crazy.
SPEAKER_03All right, so I mean, no, no, no, we're gonna give them a little background. We're gonna give them a little background. Um Alex is uh obviously a cheese head. Uh Mel Echo. Yeah. Mel's a Mel's a uh Saint. No, no, Mel's a Colts fan, right? Yeah. He's a he's a Saints fan.
SPEAKER_05Who that, who that, who that, who that nation, baby? Let's go. It's our year, baby. NFC South Champions? I think so.
SPEAKER_03I I I don't know. I don't know. Atlanta, Atlanta looking Atlanta looking dirty. Low key.
SPEAKER_05Atlanta's hurt. Dirty. No, just shout out to Atlanta, though. We're talking about a football team, not the city.
SPEAKER_03Nah, Atlanta, Atlanta's looking, yeah, I don't know. They're looking dirty, bro. They're looking solid, bro. And I like so we live, we live in Charlotte. So we talk about, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yes. No introduction. Dude, we're this is the first podcast. We're not doing it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, no. We we I mean no, we just we just give him an introduction on like, you know, we literally have nowhere to go but up. Exactly. And I love it. Exactly. Um yeah, uh he's a bum ass uh Saints fan. And um I'm a uh I'm a Giants fan, you know what I'm saying? G-man all day.
SPEAKER_05Your wide receivers are ACL is hurt, and your running back the ACL is hurt. Talk to somebody not hurt.
SPEAKER_00MetLife Stadium takes lives. Bingbong.
SPEAKER_05Shots fire. Shout out to the city of New York, and we just talking about the teams like the city. I just want everybody to know we need fans everywhere. Everywhere we can get fans.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, um we uh we're talking about uh football heavy because obviously football's coming up, but um also it's the preseason. But we just finished uh we just finished honesty our uh our fantasy drive. We just finished our fantasy drive, what, like this past Sunday?
SPEAKER_00Yup, we sure did it two days ago. Yeah, right. I spent all day yesterday looking at how fucking nice my team is winning that too.
SPEAKER_05I see that that's why I gave you that shout out to group chat like bro.
SPEAKER_00I can't even hate him y'all. Y'all actually looking really solid. I'm hoping on a sleep. I wanted I'm hoping on a sleep. The only thing that I was upset about was fucking destiny in our league to pick Tucker Craft before I could. I didn't know the player I want.
SPEAKER_03I did want to get um honestly, I guess it worked out better. I I did want to uh I got uh the wide receiver from the um Jaguars, but then I got Trevor Lawrence. So I was thinking like they gonna send my ass. I was gonna put them up, let them both uh run them both up. I do got I do got um for the record.
SPEAKER_05This is my second year getting first pick. I need a dub this year. I need a chip.
SPEAKER_00No. I I genuinely did not remember I didn't know you had two first round picks in a row. If I did and I seen that, I'm I'm not gonna lie to you, I would have I would have re re deleted that video and made another one and been like, nah, you can't get the first round pick two years, bro. That normally don't happen like that, bro. I I picked I got seventh. I think I was like fifth, sixth, or seventh last year too. I remember or I think I was no, I was I think I was tenth meeting. Yeah, I think you was 10th. I was at the end. Oh yes, because I had the fiasco where I tried to pick two people back to back and the the list shift, and instead of picking my running back, I picked like Garrett Wilson. And I was like, damn.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, you did fuck up. Yep.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I was so upset. Draft sober friends who haven't done your league drafts yet.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Me and Alex, we got a uh we got another one with some uh ex-coworkers. So that's that'll be fun.
SPEAKER_00And I'm gonna come for all the money in that league too. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Fantasy makes it easiest.
SPEAKER_03Every game.
SPEAKER_05What's the pot this year? What are we doing? We open it to 75?
SPEAKER_00Uh no, well, I didn't talk to nobody about it so far, but I was gonna do 50, and then uh like I said, if the if the one one team wins, if the bot wins, we're just gonna put the fucking 450 on the Super Bowl, and it'll be before playoffs, even. And then we'll just we win, we're gonna hit. If we don't, yeah. Or we can wait till the game and bet, but yeah, either way. Either way it goes, just for a good call. It's same when he's putting it on the package.
SPEAKER_05I'm off the pockets. I'm off for pockets. I'm off for pockets. We don't got a money sound sign on the uh fucking soundboard.
SPEAKER_03Nah, we gotta uh we gotta work on that.
SPEAKER_00It's a thumbs up, thumbs down, some faces, some animals. This is a cat noise.
SPEAKER_03No. Nope. That's like a ominous. Yeah, ominous. I don't know how to switch it to like, but oh I do want to show y'all this shit. Hold up. I this is just for like experimental shit. Like for the first time. No, yeah, they I'm gonna let episode.
SPEAKER_02What? Oh the uh chopped and screw.
SPEAKER_06Oh damn, then you got the teeth.
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, I did I didn't want to show y'all this, but uh oh okay, okay.
SPEAKER_02What else is there? One more okay. Yes.
SPEAKER_00That's cool. Okay, that's gonna be that's terrible. I wanna fuck up the whole podcast and touch what dude. No, no, no, auto tune.
SPEAKER_02That's terrible. No, no.
SPEAKER_05That's fire. That's funny. All right, so I guess I mean, are we going for segment points or what? What are we doing here? Oh, I mean we want to talk about okay. Look, so wait, wait, wait. I feel like we can really get in on this.
SPEAKER_04Next year, when y'all do have it, please add me. Dude, I tell him he don't never tell you.
SPEAKER_05That's why you're here to call you today to be here if I didn't want you here. If we didn't want you here, we can get you can take over the ones. I mean so so what happened? I talked to you last night, right? I'm I'm hold on. Did I not talk to you last night? I did. I talked to you last night. Yeah, but you wish. And then sure. What time did I call you today to tell you about him, Arthur?
SPEAKER_03Um, I think like what? No, like before before I went to work. Early o'clock.
SPEAKER_05Early.
SPEAKER_03Eight o'clock, yeah.
SPEAKER_05So just chill, bro. Come on, man.
SPEAKER_00I mean, can we still add you? Can we still add? Yeah, I can still add you to the you just you just wouldn't get the draft or nothing. You just got the team that it's not a bad team. Yes, yeah. You gotta you gotta shit team. All the running backs. Oh, so we're talking about fantasy? Yeah, let's talk about fantasy football.
SPEAKER_05Talk about something else. Never mind. Football. Okay, so yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, I hope Jamar Chase is injured for the whole season because I don't have him.
SPEAKER_03If you don't talk in the motherfucker, Mike.
SPEAKER_00Hey, he's doing a sidebar conversation. There's no sidebars. Everybody don't need to know everybody.
SPEAKER_03There don't need to be no e uh sidebar.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, well, we gotta learn how to uh black out names. I said the E sidebar real quick. I think there should be sidebars. I think there should be sidebars. Right, dude.
SPEAKER_03So the podcast has come to the agreement. Yeah, I could we could just shut him off. You can just mute him real fast.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I know I muted myself at the moment. Making sure I sit next to him next time too. Yeah, mute me. We unmute each other.
SPEAKER_03Uh um, what else y'all want to talk about, man? Like uh we also like we also got uh you have you seen the first episode of the Green Lantern?
SPEAKER_05The new one?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00No, I don't think that either.
SPEAKER_05Is that that HBO Mac? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Or that's what we gotta consolidate our streaming watching services.
SPEAKER_04Did y'all see the new um Mortal Kombat 2?
SPEAKER_03You know what? I've been I've been. Yo, nah, I heard it's better than the second one. I mean the first one. Definitely. I heard it's better than the first one.
SPEAKER_00And I like the first one too. Yeah, first one's too bad.
SPEAKER_04It's just I feel like they always went to sleep. It made Luke Kane like a little punk, the first one. I didn't like that.
SPEAKER_03I'm like, it made him like a little strongly little dude. I don't think that was Luke Kane. That was um, that was uh fucking Kung Lao Kung Lao.
SPEAKER_00No, Kung La should both both be in there.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, Klao was doing regular Kung Laura.
SPEAKER_00Talking about Johnny Cage.
SPEAKER_03Oh, you oh, you're talking the first one? Okay, the first one. Oh yeah, he was in there. Uh I'm yeah, I'm I thought you were talking about uh Scorpion Sun. Nothing's better than the 2000s lower, but yeah. The 2000 was trash.
SPEAKER_052000 was the best. There's always something.
SPEAKER_032000's it was good at the at its time, but it was like trash.
SPEAKER_05Crazy work.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Nah, bro. Like they took they they ripped off my man's arms, and he just like he just put the fucking mechanic man looking like cyborg. I mean, I get it. I get it. Yeah, I get it. But like, nah, bro. Nah. Um, I was actually just talking about this with somebody else. Um it was uh what movie was it? It looked like uh it looked like the fucking Power Ranger movie, uh, but it wasn't. It was like a live action one. Damn, I can't think about it. I can't think at all.
SPEAKER_05You said the new movie coming out?
SPEAKER_03No, um oh no, it's old. It's old. It looked like uh I forgot it was like okay, so like you ever like you ever seen them like nostalgic movies like the four ninjas and shit? Yeah, yeah. And like, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_05For like love, Rocky Love Tamil.
SPEAKER_04I don't think I've seen them. That's a dope.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, um, I look back at those movies and like a lot of people say like it might be clich cliches and shit and how they was like filmed and like what they was doing. Like, you know, the kid was like, hi yeah, hi yeah, you know what I'm saying? But like honestly, it was a it was nostalgic, and like if you look back, it's still the fucking dope. It's still fucking dope. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, compared, like, if you compare it to like these movies nowadays, like honestly, I think the movie, uh, the movie industry has been coming back, honestly. A lot of people have been coming back, going back to movies and whatnot.
SPEAKER_00Um, there was a couple years there where it was just like, yo, they're making, they're not coming out with no new ideas. It's either a dumb one-off you don't need to see, or like episode seven of the same thing. You want to see it?
SPEAKER_05Okay, Spider-Man is about to knock somebody out for the top five all time, like Titanic. He's about to knock off Titanic for the first top five movie all the time for like.
SPEAKER_03It's pretty good. A lot of people, a lot of people, a lot of people, I think a lot of people hating on it because like he ain't really fighting on villains. I mean, like, I like that story building. The story builder.
SPEAKER_00It's like I've been getting a lot of people telling me that it's like uh it's it's one of those two that you don't need to see all the other ones. Like you know, there's a couple records. But you can just drive right into this other one. Not yet.
SPEAKER_04The last one too tried to like catch up to the brand new one. Yeah, so it's like I was like, let me make sure I'm not missing anything when it go to the new one.
SPEAKER_03Well, the last one, the last spot I mean, it was uh I thought it was good. Yeah, yeah, I personally thought it was good. Um, it it it it had a lot of story built into it on top of like it had Doctor Strange in it. So and you know what I'm saying? Like, you ain't see the last one with Doctor Strange. You spoiled the topic thing for everybody.
SPEAKER_04I haven't seen I haven't seen it in Doctor Strange movie, or were him with when he was with when he was with Doctor Strange, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that was the last one, and then like you so you seen him out, right?
SPEAKER_04Like the the brand new one?
SPEAKER_03No, the one previously the one the brand new one is like the one that just came out this summer. Oh, yeah, the last one, yeah, yeah. Okay, so with Doctor Strange, yeah, yeah. So like you gotta see that one to like understand this one, okay. Because like, fuck it, Alex. You ain't you ain't see it now, you ain't gonna see it whenever. So it's on the list. I gotta go. I watch it one day. I gotta see it too, bro. But he's not gonna try to. Like, I got a long life. I don't watch I don't watch it. I gotta see it too. I got one. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's gonna be people who be who's gonna be like, why y'all waiting to spoil it? Trying to get into conversation.
SPEAKER_05Spoiler everything.
SPEAKER_03What motherfucker needs to be.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, everything's like two put it there for spoiler. Be aware. Well, you know what?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, hey, look, well, we we need to come up with all the stuff we're gonna talk about and like point stuff. Like, honestly, guys, we were supposed to uh record last week. Um, but we just uh we didn't get everything together. We wanted to do this, we wanted to do this uh right, and uh we didn't want to like you know come in halfway, even though we sort of did anyway today. Oh, no, we definitely did. Yeah, we 100% did that.
SPEAKER_00We just did we didn't get the Amazon package. That was it. That's the only reason. I need to still try to hang out with everyone, like, yo, we don't need it. Let's all get together and make sure we can get together. And we didn't do that for practice, and I'm just saying he took an extra hour and a half to get here today. Not salty, but bringing it up.
SPEAKER_05But what you get is authenticity, a lot of e-bashing, and a lot of camaraderie, you know? Um, yeah, yeah, man.
SPEAKER_03I got you. Yeah. No, um, but uh I feel like that's why uh I named us the Dumb and Divided because at the time we were just we were all divided in the uh group chat. And I'm like, we all tower dumb as hell. When we were arguing in the old townhome. Yeah, yeah. It read man uh what is it? No, um it was the homie court on the club.
SPEAKER_00Homie cord on uh I remember I so I remember what we were talking about too. I kind of because I have that video somewhere because I s I cause Courtney's in the background just listening to it, like her face, her face is like I don't want to fucking be here. She would not she would not turn into the podcast, basically.
SPEAKER_03No, no, no. Um but yeah, no, uh long story short, it was it was funny. Um uh Alex E and the one and another one of our friends, they all stay together. So like that's how like they all got to met meet and like hang out, whatever, and I would pull up because I live down the street because I knew uh well I knew all I knew all the motherfuckers that lived in the house just for like separate reasons. So um so I would just pull up there all the time, bro.
SPEAKER_05We would get fucked up uh incriminated already. Why do you gotta know that? Three for three. Three for three hilarious, definitely.
SPEAKER_00But uh I'm not gonna lie, I can't I remember what we were talking about too, and I can't bring it up because I'm not trying to incriminate nobody. Okay, no no no no no.
SPEAKER_05Is this something you can like we talk about? Give us an idea of we can talk about another episode podcast one.
SPEAKER_00Me, my list of things to make sure is hey, go over some of the topics you want to talk about with everyone before you bring it up, just so you're not like, hey, yo, cut that shit off in the middle of the podcast. No, I'm gonna wait. Maybe it's a next week's topic. We can circle back, we can circle back.
SPEAKER_03Nah, because I honestly um no, uh, because I honestly we we we ran the topic list we uh we made, we try to make, we we ran through it because we was like, we we gonna we were gonna talk about like chip for like uh 15 minutes each, bro. We ran through a lot of.
SPEAKER_00My friend is a grown adult, and he just purchased a squatty potty last week. What yes. It my the friend end question is is indeed Arthur. Okay, and I feel like we need to make fun of him for it. What is a squatty potty? Oh, I can purchase two because why did you purchase a squatty potty is like a little shelf that you put down when you're sitting down on the toilet, you put it down in front, and then you put your feet onto the squatty potty, thus elevating your legs up to give you more of a more of a uh like a you're sitting real low angle, is the the core idea of it.
SPEAKER_05Stay off the internet, and you know, I I'm not a I think the squatty potty is a good invention.
SPEAKER_00I'm not knocking it. And indeed the squatty potty.
SPEAKER_05If you want to be the first sponsor, please let's get this rolling.
SPEAKER_00This could be your ad time here.
SPEAKER_05Squatty potty could be first ad.
SPEAKER_03Hey man, um I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Maybe you know, I don't think I want to represent that brand. I'm not gonna lie to you. I was we should make fun of him so much for buying one of these.
SPEAKER_03I think maybe, maybe, maybe the guy, maybe, hey, maybe he just wanna poop like more scarily. Maybe he just don't want to push no. No, no, you talk about yourself. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05It's time to push it, and we're not gonna judge, but we're judging hard. Oh, yeah, look, hey, look at the judgment on the squad.
SPEAKER_03Hey, man, I wanna uh there's no shame. Hey man, you know, I'm getting up there, bro. You know what I'm saying? I'm I still I still look 25, but you know, I'm aging like wine, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00Let it also be known that he's like the only person who's said he looks 25 in like at least 10 years, though. Honestly, I've been. Someone told him that compliment, and he's been holding on to it since.
SPEAKER_03Honesty, honesty is is my own, okay? I made that up. Uh Steven, you gotta be able to compliment yourself.
SPEAKER_00That's what we're here for. He's 4 for 4. He's 4 for 4. Buckets. Oh, dude, this is a good thing to talk about too. I see. Keep him fucking rolling. Mel, I seen you was at the Charlotte FC game the other day.
SPEAKER_04Hey, teed in there. Hell yeah. In there lit. I swear to God. That was like, but like, I see like how y'all was saying, like, in the middle, we gotta go this time. I want to sit in the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you see the tracks in the air. I was just do pick up up, look up, do it in the air anyway.
SPEAKER_05Oh, yeah. Shout out Charlotte FC. If y'all guys didn't know, we are located in Charlotte, North Carolina. I said that don't mean we are big if they didn't know. Yeah, we are big FC fans. Yeah, y'all definitely. Yeah, we know we are big Fans. Every game, y'all let me. I'm in there. But we are not Panther fans. No, you went to a good one too. So speaking of FC, let's talk about me seeing what's his name, Tiger What?
SPEAKER_00Oh, my boy Tiger Smalls.
SPEAKER_05Tiger Smalls at the fucking bar every Friday night. Me and Pizza from Pizza, Charlotte, and South End. Every Friday, I see Tiger Smalls, and I don't think he scored a goal all season. I went like six games. I didn't see him score nothing.
SPEAKER_00Oh, Pizza had him. So look, look, over the summer we had uh with they had Leagues Cup games, and he was a pretty big part of the League's Cup team. And then, you know, we we we just sold some people, you know, we got rid of Zaha. We didn't sign, so we got uh Allen St. Maxim to fill in on the leveling.
SPEAKER_04He's nice. He's nice. And then we just he could have spoken. We're chopping him up, like I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_00Carwin Vargas, we got rid of. We sold him for four million to a Brazilian team. Where have I been at? Like two weeks. Oh yeah, no, yeah. Two weeks ago, we got rid of Vargas? Yeah, like that first game that we came back from from Leagues Cup and everything. Like it was in July, maybe after the World Cup. Yeah, we've seen him. Yeah, but that was his last game.
SPEAKER_03You said you said you was like, Yeah, that's you said um, I think that's his last game.
SPEAKER_00I've been seeing some rumors, and then he was like too emotional walking around. I was like, that was what sealed it.
SPEAKER_03I was like, Yeah, he's gone.
SPEAKER_05So Charlotte Sports are dead right now. Um, I'm a Saints fan, but we got we're from Charlotte, so we got a root for Charlotte Sports.
SPEAKER_03We don't.
SPEAKER_05We lost Vargas in soccer, and we lost Mellow Ball. That's okay, though.
SPEAKER_03Um Brandon Miller.
SPEAKER_05I don't think we can survive. Yeah, Brandon Miller. No, no, no, no, no, no. Brandon Miller. Who do we just get?
SPEAKER_00Mal's bigger than the bigger. No, Mal Bridges, Mal Bridges, yeah, yeah. But we picked up Dennis Schroeder, didn't we? The Horner's got Dennis Schroeder. And Nazre.
SPEAKER_03And Nasre.
SPEAKER_00Hey, I'm kind of cool. That's what Nashville is. No, no, Nozre's is Nari is nice. And so we still got that one dude on the team with the who's the young kid who put up threes, he's fucking oh.
SPEAKER_03I mean, okay, so um, so you do you think Brandon Miller's gonna be the star point?
SPEAKER_05If Brandon if Brandon Miller doesn't average if he doesn't average 25 to 27 points this year, but that's we're doing something wrong.
SPEAKER_04But the thing is, I think last year's Dennis Shooter is gonna do what he normally does. He's gonna be a point rock.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. I mean, well, if he if if he is, then like I think that's gonna like well Brandon Miller's gonna be in that shooting, yeah. That shooting that two positions. And then you're gonna or either is gonna be cannibal. But um but I think Dennis Schroeder defense wise is great. Oh yeah, um offensive. I mean, I think he's better at assisting and like facilitating the court in the um in the ball, but I don't think he's not he's not he's not compared to Melo.
SPEAKER_05Shooter is not starting. You think so? Kobe White is starting. That's why they let go.
SPEAKER_03Kobe White, yeah. Kobe White is starting to get away. Shout out to Kobe White, yeah. No, shout out to Kobe White.
SPEAKER_05You earned that from the play from the play in tournament last year, brother.
SPEAKER_03Oh, 100%, 100%. I think yeah, well, you know what, well, like what like yeah, honestly, I mean maybe um but like I think last year it showed up, but like no, the past couple years they had they always had like a point guard problem. Because they had too many damn point guards. Like last couple years, so I think they were trying to like they was like, uh, we can get somebody decent, a decent role player, but you missing that star factor that Lamelo brings and um it was wild last year. Yeah, yeah. And uh not uh not Brandon, what's my man um the other dude they trade?
SPEAKER_05They traded they Miles Bridges. Shout out Miles Bridges.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, oh 100%, 100%. I think um and and like he played so well and like he stayed out of trouble that you forgot like the bullshit he did like what three years ago he started shooting too.
SPEAKER_04Like people didn't really realize he didn't forget, brother. We didn't forget, brother.
SPEAKER_05Shout out Miles Bridges though, bro. Shout out to the biggest thing. I like that. That's not bad, yeah. Low key.
SPEAKER_03I mean, I mean, honestly, honestly, I think uh Tim was gonna be showtime. Yeah, Lamello.
SPEAKER_05Yeah let's get off the NBA talk because NFL is right around the corner. But NBA, who do y'all got winning the final? Just off of fucking what happened during the offseason and everything. We got everything we know. Who y'all got?
SPEAKER_03You say NFL?
SPEAKER_05NBA.
SPEAKER_00Unwavering loyalty.
SPEAKER_04If we being real, I'm gonna say um he though he might go, bro.
SPEAKER_05No, so if James Harden James Harden don't win it, trash.
SPEAKER_03James Harden's not gonna win it.
SPEAKER_05Kyrie if Kyrie Irvish should win it.
SPEAKER_03I'm not mad at that.
SPEAKER_05I gotta pay for Kyrie.
SPEAKER_03I'm not mad at that. But like honestly, I think um I think uh I think Kyrie is he's he's a vet. So and I think like push that uh Cooper flag, I think you're gonna learn a lot from him. But and they got a young team. They do got a young team. But if Kyrie, if Kyrie go, if Kyrie go make it high in the playoffs this upcoming season, that'll show the type of caliber that he he is, and then on top of that, like it's it's coming from the West. So it's gonna show like, alright, you a vet and you can leave a team, but like you didn't really need Luca. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_05But like, I mean like everybody needs Luca.
SPEAKER_03Okay, honestly, uh let's be real. What do you got think about uh oh uh like a voice?
SPEAKER_04I ain't gonna lie, it's kind of funny now you say it like that.
SPEAKER_05When was the last time we seen an all-white NBA team? Since the four years. I think the last one I could remember was probably gotta be before segregation. The Celtics, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Nah, Bird. They had at least like one black dude.
SPEAKER_05Bird was the black dude. That's a fact. That's a fact.
SPEAKER_00Bird was the black dude. It might be. We'll get better at this.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's the fact because Austin Reese, bro, he's tired.
SPEAKER_03No, Austin Reed, um, do you think do you think he deserved that? Because now he's about to be the number two. I mean, like he was a number three. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05I got so much respect for Austin Reese because he's he's undrafted.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's a that's a fact. That's a fact, uh Hubert. That's a fact. Honestly, if they would have shot for shot with Braun and Luca. Low key. Honestly, if they would have, if they would have got rid of uh, if they would have not, um they they would they would have not paid him, he would have looked like another fucking Panible.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I agree with you. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_03Like, bruh, like he was Canible was dirty, he was dirty on the Lakers, bruh. I ain't gonna lie, he was dirty. And then like they trade him to OKC, motherfucker winning ring.
SPEAKER_04That's why I was like, yeah, they need to keep him though. Because what? Bronny, he gonna he gonna start now, right? No, Bronny's not starting. No, real fast. You don't think so? I don't know. Start that contract. Start that mantra?
SPEAKER_03This is like this is his second year, third year.
SPEAKER_04This is second year, isn't it?
SPEAKER_03Second year, he got a contract? Oh yeah, that's that's a Braun James shit.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, that's a Braun James shit. I mean, this he's young in the league, you know. He's gonna develop, he's just gonna develop into a better player. I mean, yeah, I mean, I think I think but like you already see him.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but you already you already see him like developing like as a player now. Like, I am like he's not being that shy, but um, no, they was right. Like everybody was right. Like, he should have he should have been he should have stayed in college for the next two years. I agree with that.
SPEAKER_04That I in my opinion, I agree with that as well. I feel like he still needs the opportunity he gets to play through to get, you know what I'm saying, to level up to where he needs to be in his own way.
SPEAKER_05So since we're so since we're talking this talk, let's switch this to NFL. How do y'all feel about Deshaun Watson beating out Shadur Sanders for the number one QB spot? Even though Deshaun Watson didn't throw for any touchdowns and had a couple turnovers. He still performed.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he's got he's got the veteran status. But he ain't but he's not doing shit. He's not doing shit. Bro, but it's a good thing. They doing him dirty, bro. They're doing Shador's uh saying it's dirty, bro. That shit's kind of that's hourglass. I mean, it's like a little slime thing, but at least it's hourglass.
SPEAKER_00We're gonna incorporate it later. I like those. But no, I mean Deshaun Watson uh he hadn't been doing good on the Browns. He ain't had a 300-yard passing game since he was on the Texans, but they already paid him and they have him. And he low-key is he's nine and one. Any good on the nah, it's probably not gonna be.
SPEAKER_04Think about it, he ain't playing in a while, bro.
SPEAKER_05He hasn't played a game in like no, he played 19 games in like fucking four seasons.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, he's been there for a minute. Nah. He has not played. He hasn't played a whole season.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, he ain't played in the wild. So him getting back trying to, you know, figure things out. I think I do agree with what y'all were saying.
SPEAKER_03Like, if it's like that, then you should push your door standers in and like see how he does. And then like just have him wait. Like, already did that last year, though. But what Alex doing it in preseason?
SPEAKER_05But just like Alex, they're paying him 246 bullet guaranteed, if I'm not mistaken. Two forty six. That's what I say, they paying him.
SPEAKER_03Oh wait, if they kill you, they kill you.
SPEAKER_00Something I think uh if he gets if he's not on the team and on like March 17th, they can like save eight sixty something million, sixty-eight million or some shit like that. And they can they they can spread it out over two years or something.
SPEAKER_05Because if they cut him now, like a hundred and eighty-six million cap hit, they can't. Yeah, some shit like that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so they're gonna wait. But I mean, I get it. They go they go play them and say, see if we can get away. Yeah, okay. Shador learn.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so what do you give them before they bench two games, three games, no?
SPEAKER_00Realistically, like six to seven games at minimum. And then even then, it's gotta be like, yo, Deshaun Watson, you're playing so bad that we don't even care. Like, fuck it, dude. You're really out. Yeah, they gotta really commit to like yo, Shador, just start, learn, whatever. But otherwise, yeah, give that man more time in the vote.
SPEAKER_04Half time and he's still missing up, they might start but right after that. Like, yeah, or he take a seat both quarters. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Go ahead and put him in, you gotta finish the game off. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I could do I just wanted to act that because everybody got their different views. But if you get paid, I feel like it's the NFL. If you get paid at the quarterback position, you're gonna start.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but then you gotta pay the other things in it too. Like, as easy as it is to say that, I mean, like, there's a GM somewhere and an owner somewhere that's like, yo, if I don't win these games, I'm gonna get fired. So, like, if I have the choice between a veteran that who's been paid before, or like the second year kid that is kind of a you know a gamble, I'm not gonna lie. I might just be like, hey, Deshaun, come on, I was trying to get through Christmas, brother. Just go in there, please. Nine and eight. Nine and eight's all I need. That's bad. That's that's real shit. That's real shit. Not want to be unemployed around the holiday. You have to have too many streaming services to watch all the games this year.
SPEAKER_02That's a fact. I am going for the bathroom. I don't know. Huh? Uh oh, we back. We back.
SPEAKER_06We back.
SPEAKER_00And that could be your ad time. If you contact us, bike. We could uh get some sponsorships in here. Uh oh, right. Yeah, I was before. Uh yeah, so is anyone you what did you ask a question? Anyone listen to any new music today? Uh like no.
SPEAKER_03Anybody listen to any new music in general?
SPEAKER_05It doesn't matter. Today, in general, whatever.
SPEAKER_03Anybody listen to new fucking music honestly?
SPEAKER_05It's uh future go crazy in the streets right now. I ain't gonna lie. Shout out future. I've been on that future. Shout out to the city.
SPEAKER_00It's only like two songs I like. I ain't gonna lie. He's been wilding. Um, it got overshadowed to me. I'm not gonna lie. I've been bumping Pooh Shicey.
SPEAKER_04Uh I ain't gonna lie, cousin. Pooh Shi that Pooh Shi is fired. Who can say what they want? That shit fire. He dude, I'm gonna go. I fuck with Big Brr.
SPEAKER_00Big Brr, my boy.
SPEAKER_04I fuck with Pooh Shay. Drop that shit and just shout out Pooh Shay Cree Pooh Shi.
SPEAKER_00Stop bothering him. He ain't even do that. Come on. Free push I see. It was on it was on video.
SPEAKER_03It was on video. Free push Ice D. Allegedly. He didn't do nothing. He didn't do nothing on that video. The man said, the man said, make sure you get my good side, bro. What are we talking about?
SPEAKER_00Hey man, did y'all y'all have the audio recording? Maybe he was over there saying, Hey guys, maybe no, this isn't the way. This is not what the Lord wants.
SPEAKER_03Gucci Man was like, Man, go, go, man. Hey, man, it's on. Like, nah. He was no. They were trying to do that. Hey, no, no. Honestly, no. Gotta do what you gotta do. Like, no, it I mean shit. If you seen a nigga in a chopper in the corner, fuck you doing.
SPEAKER_00They had a bunch.
SPEAKER_03Hey man, you signed. You got it. You got it. Hey, bro. You got it.
SPEAKER_00He said that well. He said he he said uh all he all he asked was for the bare minimum. And he held his nuts on him. But it's great.
SPEAKER_04Because the thing about it, the album is dropped under his labels. Yeah, it still is.
SPEAKER_03No, that's a that's a banger. I've seen a lot of people do that. No, it's a it's a good bit, it's a good business music. Oh, yeah, no, I'm just saying. Oh, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_00That's contract probably.
SPEAKER_03Gucci man, Gucci went like, hey man, I know you're trying to feed your kids. You locked up, bro. Like, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_00You can make some music. You see Tory Lane. But it won't take that long because you know rappers. Gucci, I mean, if Poojaisy really wanted to, I'm sure he could go make like four dumb projects and just all he had to do. Six months, six months. Yeah, and then in two years, it would have been good. Literally, there's I feel like there's a couple artists that have done stuff like that. These whole albums out of here, yeah.
SPEAKER_04And then just boom, you could my way.
SPEAKER_00You would have been dealing.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, man. I'm trying to think. So, y'all boys in the music industry, stop signing 360 deals, please. Yeah, you will not have to bank out 80 albums in six weeks to get your money.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, read the contracts before you sign them. All of them. Please. Diabolic. Yeah. And stop getting arrested. Because I'm tired of waiting for music in five to seven year increments, just depending on good music.
SPEAKER_04We've been needing new music. People ain't been dropping lately. Stick to your crowd.
SPEAKER_03Honestly, a lot of people have been dropping. Skillababy just dropped. Skillababy. That's that's what I don't, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Mud Baby Roo dropped the album. Mud Baby Roo.
SPEAKER_05I was listening to the album. Okay. Fox B D dropped. I have no crazy. Y'all don't know who Fox BD is? Fox B D dropped. Okay. Larry.
SPEAKER_03Larry June. Honestly, no, I've been listening to Larry June. Uh I've been listening to Shout out Larry June. Yeah, shout out Larry June. I've been listening to uh Rome Street.
SPEAKER_05Rome Street. Shout out Rome Street. Uh Nino Page dropped an album as well. Nipsey Fuckle. Shout out Nip. R R P net. R R P net. R R P net.
SPEAKER_03I got uh Denzel Curry. Okay. Okay. Denzel Curry. Uh Meek Jenkins.
SPEAKER_05Mick Jenkins. I seen that. I meant to send it to you like last week.
SPEAKER_03It's pretty hard. Yeah, oh yeah, no. He's like lyrically, he's very talented.
SPEAKER_05So I'm currently looking up. Fat Smack dropped the album. I don't know who y'all know who Fat Smack is. I know who but the song Butterbee. Nope. All right. Nope. Didn't um what's the name? Why um? I mean, I got Weezer. I am on Apple Music and Weezer. Weezer dropped the Apple. Beverly. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00At the end of the night at Black Box. I'll be singing that. I just sing that part on repeat. I'm trying to kick people out.
SPEAKER_03That was this man's song for like three months. That was my song for three months.
SPEAKER_00Oh, wait. I don't think I had to do the voice when I did the button too. Oh fucking. This is a weird game?
SPEAKER_06Documentary 3?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I heard about this. I heard it's good. Um I'm look- I'm looking at the people that dropped this past year. You got Max or Cream. I fucked with that album. I have not heard that. I did not know he dropped. Yeah, I fuck with that album. Um, I mean, it was uh Body James, but he dropped like five albums a year.
SPEAKER_00Shout out Body James. Put out some EDM shit that I was bumping through, I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I I'm it's it's okay. I mean the big the big dog Drake. So dropped. Shout out Drizzy. I ain't listening to none of them. No.
SPEAKER_01This is a Kendrick podcast. We're putting that out there now.
SPEAKER_05Fuck Drizzy.
SPEAKER_01We we I ain't listened to this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
SPEAKER_05No, we need to that's a little harsh. Hey man, shout out Drake, shout out Ben the Don, man. Come up Alpha. Come up out for the song he dropped that album. He dropped another album.
SPEAKER_03I didn't know that. Fuck. I've been fucking with Key Glock. Honestly, I didn't fuck with Key Glock until like I crazy enough, I started looking at EDM. Yeah. Nah, he got like it's some it's some hard EDM songs with Key Glock songs, and then you just like bro what? They go stupid. Yeah, yeah. RP doll.
SPEAKER_04RIP flipper, man. RP doll. RP flipper. Crazy story, real quick. Crazy story. I'm at work, man. Just that I'm just working. My regular shift. He calls me. He calls me early. He don't never call me early. Who? You? Me? Oh. He said, hey, bro. Just don't like like before I even get. I was like, what's up, bro? He's like, bruh, you been on social media? I'm like, nah. He's like, just don't, just don't trip, bruh. I said, what you mean? He's like, bruh, just remember what I told you. Just don't trip. I'm like, oh, so nah, I gotta look because you just saying some shit. I got on there, bruh. I couldn't believe my eyes. That shit said dolphin. I said, oh god. Oh man. I called him back. I said, ain't no way, bruh. I said, you kidding me right now. Like, it's like if I told you, bro, I was like, bruh, no, bruh. Like, no, what's going on? I'm at work. I'm about to leave work right now. Like, what's going on? This dude called me, bro. I was like, this dude will never call me this early. What's going on?
SPEAKER_05That's how I found out when Fredo Santana died, man.
SPEAKER_04Bruh.
SPEAKER_03At least Fredo. I mean, about to say not, he he died over uh um health issues, right?
SPEAKER_05RP Fredo Santana, man.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he died. Yeah, RP. Yeah. This man was yours. I'd rather see uh I'd rather see somebody go out like that than like how like, you know. Yeah, but it should have been 6'9. Yeah, all right, boy.
SPEAKER_05I won't shit. Hey man, we don't condone that telling on people, but I just want to say getting all this money. Uh dude, bro, he does stream, he does so much, bro. He does stream, bro.
SPEAKER_03When he got out the American, when he got out the American shit, bro, he went to the Latino side, bro.
SPEAKER_00You gotta think he had some money before, too. Like he went all even just like that. Yeah, but think them court fees, bro. Them cork fees. But he paid them shit. He's fucking he didn't have to pay that much. He was snitching on everybody. He got half of the fees was like, hey, this is our criminally appointed lawyer. He's gonna help you point out who I've been.
SPEAKER_04But also, he's been trolling a lot too.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, he did.
SPEAKER_04So it's like when you do all that, you mix that's like if he's making music on that style too, bro. That's you know, they they rock over there.
SPEAKER_00I I I bet you if Lil Durk get locked up, god forbid, I bet you I bet you sick nine. I bet you get you Sick Nine to get shot, bruh.
SPEAKER_05Free Dirk, man.
SPEAKER_03He ain't do it, man. Yeah, he didn't do this for man. Yeah, that's crazy. Honestly, are y'all saying don't snitch? Look, all eight people snitching.
SPEAKER_05Can I say people snitching?
SPEAKER_03Go ahead.
SPEAKER_05Can we stop telling on people? Can we make that a thing?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it should be.
SPEAKER_00Don't tattle tail.
SPEAKER_03I I I I feel that, but at a certain at a certain point in age, like, yo, I mean, like, I ain't gonna say nothing. Like, I'm not gonna say nothing. But like, if it affects me, or if it's some dumb shit, and I gotta and I see that's different. So, yeah, that's different. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_05If we saying, but you saying stop stop saying, if we're in the mall, yeah, and we see somebody trip somebody and take their bags, but we're like fucking 80 fucking feet away from them.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00If you if you're gonna run and say something, stop the fucking up. Yeah, no, I don't have that much justice to me. Now that person who got robbed, they can call the police. That's just going to be a good thing. Yeah, that's that's their problem. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like you should take action. Anyone else not involved is like, don't do what's right.
SPEAKER_05We are saying bind your business. Um tend to what tends to you. Yeah, business that pays you. Yeah, okay. Okay, stop telling all people.
SPEAKER_03But when you do what you're doing, but when you say at the after doing all at the like we having this conversation, you say, could we s we start saying? Let's stop telling all other people. People gonna think like, oh, you mean like if I get jammed up for my man or like fucking or like we or we did the shit together, but like they saying they're gonna take me, they're gonna take me to jail for 20 years to life. Meanwhile, this motherfucker uh conspiracy conspiracy uh made the whole thing up, then fucking a lot of people gonna take that deal, bro. Because the thing is it's not it's not it's not like the mafia. It's not America, okay? Or whatever you want to call it.
SPEAKER_05It's not mafia told on each other too, bro. I watched document, I watch mafia documentary.
SPEAKER_03Oh, bro, the thing is bro, yes, because it'd be tough, bro. And they say that bro, you're not gonna see your family. You gotta understand, like, yeah, bro.
SPEAKER_05Like you but you knew what you was getting into. Yes, you should have pipes.
SPEAKER_03Exactly. Pause.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. That's saying need a pause after busting my pipe.
SPEAKER_05I'm just saying. Hey, hey, bro.
SPEAKER_04But when you get in there, bro, people think, bro, get real in there. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00How you know it's diabolical? He took a tour, he took a scared straight floor one time.
SPEAKER_04Took a throw through seeing some stuff. Just a ride along. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_03Hey, look, man. I mean, like, shoot, like, let me ask you a question. You really you really gonna do 20 years to life for a nigga and he ain't guess what? You gonna do that for some pussy? You ain't no, you ain't gonna get no pussy.
SPEAKER_05Ain't no pussy in there. That is fine.
SPEAKER_03What was the question? You gotta go into doing you know you gotta know what you're gonna know what you're doing.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but see the thing. But see the thing, but see the thing. But I don't know you're doing it. Yeah, it's like on some shit like we both know we're doing it. Yeah, so why the fuck would I tell you if we're both doing it for the same outcome?
SPEAKER_03But I think I think people don't, especially like if you get like young motherfuckers who because like thing is like that's who telling the most.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, the kids is telling the most.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because the kids barely got pussy, they barely been fucking out in the world.
SPEAKER_00What uh do that have to do with them snitching and telling on people?
SPEAKER_03You tell you tell me, hey, bro, look, look, look, look. You tell me that you go, I'm going to jail and I'm I'm I just I'm just in the streets, okay? I've been in the streets for like four or five years, and like, hey, I love the streets. I love I love fucking bitches, I love partying, I love liquor, I love weed. You tell me you you I'm gonna have to cut that off for 20 years, yes, nigga, I'm gonna become Muslim. What are you talking about? What are we talking about?
SPEAKER_00Nah, nah, nah.
SPEAKER_05What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_00I mean, if you it's it's like no one plan on getting caught in nothing, so obviously.
SPEAKER_05But like but I don't plan on telling on nobody.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, yeah, exactly. When it comes to that, if if you get in trouble doing some shit and you uh if you knew what you was doing and you go in there trying to like, hey, who do I got who do I gotta drag down to bring me up? I just I'm that's not the kind of shit that I I support. Yeah, yeah. But I'm just gonna lie on you, yeah. No, I'm gonna do uh divided. If you do some numbers on it, if you gonna get 20 years for something, or you can snitch on two other people in the car, and all of y'all will get 13 years, that's 36 years of prison time compared to 20 years of prison time in one. You just dragging two other people, yeah. You getting seven years off, and you cause it, you causing other people 13 years each. That's 26 years. You still gonna be in there though. Yeah, you still gonna be in there. You still gonna that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You still gonna you still gonna be in there?
SPEAKER_05So even if you snitching still, yeah, that's uh that's y'all tell on everybody.
SPEAKER_03Uh look, I'm not, I'm not not me. No, no, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_04I'm saying no I'm saying he can say that, so it's like I understand it, but it's like they still gonna lock you up, they still gonna interrogate you to make sure, oh, what you gonna tell? And they were, oh if y'all don't nobody say nothing, you still gotta sit in there. That's all you gotta do is don't say nothing. That's it. Don't say nothing. I mean, no, no, 100%.
SPEAKER_03Like uh invoke your uh your your fifth amendment.
SPEAKER_05You know what I'm saying? That's it. It's like you can't really get political.
SPEAKER_03Like, like, no, you you can like seriously. So I mean, like, I think that's the best option to do. But like but the thing is, like, you know, like if in this situation with the whole dirk and shit, like, bro, they got they pulling up evidence. That man is stabbing that man. That's what is evidence. I'm not I'm not saying day to day. I'm saying like if we compare it to that, they're pulling up evidence. They got the time you left the airport. No, the time you went to the airport, you checked in, you left, you got off, you got your bags, you went to the hotel. Everything is recorded. This is a federal case.
SPEAKER_05Federal case. I still believe he's gonna get out free dirty. My man is innocent until proven guilty. I fell down to my knees when the laws came.
SPEAKER_03Now, now if we were definitely doable though.
SPEAKER_04It's definitely doable.
SPEAKER_03But the thing is now if we are all driving in the car, we all know we got some shit, we all get hit. And they say who who's the main drug dealer? No, we all gonna fucking down. We all like we all gonna fucking down. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_05Like we're gonna throw this shit out in the holding tank.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like we just gotta know we just can't say shit. You know what I'm saying? We all hold it the fuck down, but like in this situation, when it's federal charges and these niggas been watching you, what is 98% conviction rate? Yes, yeah, on the because the thing is the reason Young Thug got off because it was state, it wasn't federal. That makes sense.
SPEAKER_04He that's why I was like, he got out, bro.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it was yeah, and like and so the state, so the state the state police and college was watching him, but see the thing is with Dirk Federal, my name. Federal. And I heard they went when you go, when you when you when you go when you go when you go sell somebody to go out of state to go kill somebody, bro, bro, that is federal.
SPEAKER_00But that that goes to be the thing. If you pay someone to go out of state and kill somebody, allegedly, and then they go do that, and then they get caught doing it, and then they get charged with it, and they say who paid for you, that motherfucker is snitching. That is snitching shit.
SPEAKER_03If you said no, if you say they did it, but like they're gonna put you in, they're gonna put you in a room and they're gonna show you. They're gonna be like, Isn't that you? That's you going in the hotel, right? Isn't that your car? Yes, yes, yes. Isn't isn't that your car that you that you walked in? It's it's registered by um what's um young Dirk uh shit under? What is it? You're you're you're under this label that Dirk owned because it's under the cards. OTF, OTF, OTF, which Dirk owns because it's under his name, his LOC. Okay, because it's business.
SPEAKER_05But what if so I seen something the other day? He has enough money where all his homies can get their own LLC.
SPEAKER_00Well, I feel like you could do that. He's getting snitched on, and that uh I just feel like talking about the snitching, like that's it, because like little Dirk, yeah, he he but he didn't get caught on camera going and doing nothing. He didn't get caught doing the other, it's all because the one dude got caught. It's like he got himself.
SPEAKER_03It is a Rico. It is a is it they're trying to prove that it's a it's a government, no, they're trying to prove that it's a um organized crime. Yeah, it's a Rico, dog.
SPEAKER_00But because the thing that's tied to it is that is the murder, the murder for heart because the dude who he paid got caught and snitched saying that he paid and then he wore a wire around him and they used shit like that. Like because he snitched that guy is a snitch and he fucked them over. That's what I'm saying. Did Lil Durk did Lil Durk do anything wrong?
SPEAKER_05Maybe possibly if you if you're if you're in a situation like that, just keep your mouth shut. Let's get back to the music though. Um, yeah, man. I like this. I I really like this fucking episode zero.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, no. Um I like this.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, no, this is gonna be hashtag crazy.
SPEAKER_03We gotta do it now.
SPEAKER_05That's the life we're in now. We're in fucking content. We have to be we have to be trained.
SPEAKER_03No, I don't know. Yeah, maybe not outline. That's your that's your white Panera voice. It doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_00I do like saying hashtag outline Hashtag crazy, you know what?
SPEAKER_05Alright, well top five that are alive.
SPEAKER_03Guys, no, um, hey, you know, we uh we really appreciate you for whoever's been listening. Uh one person, three person, ten person. You know what I'm saying? This is our first episode. Uh we hope to bring y'all more, be more consistent.
SPEAKER_05No, we will bring y'all more. Yeah, no, we will.
SPEAKER_03We will bring y'all more and be consistent. This is um hey, look, I had a blast. Episode zero, down.
SPEAKER_05Fucking great. I like it.
SPEAKER_03More daily check-in.
SPEAKER_05How you feel about it, Alex? Alex over there with his brain working. I haven't seen Alex's brain work in like five years.
SPEAKER_00My brain is always working. My brain is always working. As a person who's a person who's still on the who's still on the opposite. It was me looking at looking at the time, thinking about ooh, what can I make work for the rest of it? Yeah, but he's trying to hit the biggest.
SPEAKER_03Alex trying to go mack on some bitches. No, I'm not. He's trying to leave. I'm supposed to leave him back on some bitches. No, I'm not.
SPEAKER_00There he goes with the incriminating. See, he's six for six, bro. Episode zero. Come on, man. I'm never gonna start listening to episode one. I'm gonna like skip zero, bro.
SPEAKER_04This man, this is dope, man.
SPEAKER_03No, no, we you know, they got they gotta hear this, bro. They gotta hear this, they gotta know how we feel.
SPEAKER_05We could cut some shit out. We could edit some shit.
SPEAKER_03Honestly, I think it was a good uh one take Jake. It went bad. I think so.
SPEAKER_05Alex I mean otherwise. I don't care. I don't care. We we know we don't really need to edit this. This is like authentic and natural.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It'll be just all right. I like it.
SPEAKER_03It was honesty, it was just like having a uh regular conversation.
SPEAKER_00What we need to do is iron out the kinks, and then we will be doing when it when after zero, it's only going up.
SPEAKER_03Of course, of course, and we will be giving y'all more night. We we don't hope we will, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_05We manifesting, and we will bring some video to the audio. Maybe stay tuned. I'm sorry. Why not? I'm kind of strong. If we do, Alexa knock on this side.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, we're shaky mads. Or just get a face that I'll put that off. No, no, we gotta we got an AI picture of him with a uh face hat. He looks like the rock.
SPEAKER_02That's it. That's so funny.
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SPEAKER_00Dude, I know, but nah, I ain't never that's the only time you're gonna be able to see that look on that picture. Did you pause it yet?
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